Spoooolllllz
When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools. "Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"
View Articlepoonfest
National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years. In...
View ArticleShaq
Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit. I could never get those free throws! (Steel) Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution! And we welcome you here for...
View ArticleChub
Usually means a fat dick, but in this definition, it is a male who is particulary fat. Damn, that is one hot chub, he must weigh about 300 pounds!
View Articletraitor
somebody who does their best to betray their country George W. Bush was elected president and served 4 years as a traitor
View Articlestaten island
Name given to the small pile of gristle, burnt bits and spit-outs left on the edge of your plate at the end of a meal. "Have you finished your dinner?" "Yep." "What about that last mouthful?" "Nah,...
View Articlesquizzar
Another name for a tobacco stick. Originating from the streets of Chicago in the late 90's I really need a squizzar otherwise im gonna go crazy.
View ArticleTekken
A fighting game by Namco. The game has a good storyline but after Tekken Tag Tounerment gameplay has seemed to of slowed down alot. The games major combo moves are far easier to master compared to...
View ArticleUberdyke
female who is very manly and works on automotive wow that uberdyke did wonders on fixing my car.
View Articlethe full nelson
the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent) Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.
View Articleover the shoulder boulder holder
sex position act including a man and a woman. When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.
View Articlehot mama
A particularly attractive woman with at least one child; a more polite alternative to "mom I'd like to f___". Many of today's TV and movie actresses are what I'd call "hot mamas".
View Articleflupejack
to really fuck someone up... Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker
View Articleowned
defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke. Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.
View Articlenon-conformist
While sometimes hypocritical - it does vary. You can't generalize on this definition. there are the hypocrites and those who really truly believe in non-comformity. hypocritical NC : god, everyone...
View Articlewhite compton
coral springs, a very white place, an insult ha ha that kid looks like hes from whit compton
View ArticleToiletDuck
Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him. Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching...
View Articlenecrophagist
The most insane/technical death metal band ever. Necrophagist are from Germany.
View ArticleCananicle
noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating. verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus. noun. Damn that cananicle is huge! verb: I had to cananicize you...
View ArticleLemmy Badger
A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body. Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.
View ArticleHardy Hawk
noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region. I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
View ArticleMonkey Spank
A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals. Johnny is such a monkey spank.
View ArticleBasin Bun
Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out. That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.
View ArticleKlankhole
Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often. When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
View ArticleKlanker
Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot. Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.
View ArticleBobert
Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do. Hi! My name is Robert, but you...
View ArticleFrantina
During anal sex, the act by which a girl or woman defecates as the man is thrusting his penis between her cheeks. My Wife:Can we? Me:Yes, we can. My Wife:WHEW! Me:But no Frantinas this time. My Wife:...
View Articlelumpy doughnut
A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region. Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...
View ArticleTenderizing
The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find...
View ArticleWrangle
Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife. In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler. Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.
View ArticleKitty Porn
Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations. Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it...
View Articlefrost
Cum, Jizz, Wad, Nut, Ejaculate..... "she swallowed my frost like a thirsty marathon runner!!!"
View ArticleGiulianistic
Resembling a policy in which the head of the operation is fired without sufficient cause in order to to create the illusion of effective leadership though intolerance of mediocrity It was rather...
View Articlecha cha slide
A dance common in grammar school dances. It involves sliding to the left right,clappping it up, taking it back now ya'll, and cha chaing real smooth. Personally I prefer to grind, or just plain...
View ArticleXiolent
A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool." Kid: "That kid is so cool." Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?" Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool." Kid 2: "Werd." Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."...
View ArticleColonic Wonder
A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder. Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder. Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.
View Articlefarf
Another term for hair that grows around the anus. I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
View Articlefartologist
A person who studies farts. I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
View Articlesmurf
when your balls get stuck to your leg when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg
View Articlemad money
1. A large amount of cash. 2. An amount of cash a person keeps on hand for emergencies. 3. (both M's capitalized) A popular CNBC TV show in which financial analyst Jim Cramer offers stock tips. 1. I...
View ArticleLiverpool FC
Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably...
View Articlethe cow went to the swamp
Very old Brazilian expression, which means "all is (was) lost", with no turning back. Probably from rural origin, just think a farmer trying to rescue a cow from been stuck to death in a swamp. It's...
View Articlesugarnado
A whirling tornado like creation caused by rapidly spinning sugar and sugar-like substances. While baking a cake the sugarnado exploded all over my microwave, Steph got pissed.
View ArticleTokyo crowded
really crowded, can be in a good or bad way 1. Man, that bathroom is Tokyo crowded! 2. The club was Tokyo Crowded last night, it was great!
View Articlecheck your neck
a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or...
View Articleooky
Creepy, scary, and/or weird. "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're altogether ooky-- the Addams Family."
View ArticleBass Guitar
A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think...
View Articlesacktate
Slang for the word ejaculation, which uses a combination of the word "sack" (in reference to the scrotum) and "lactate", due to the secretion of fluids. Dude, her butt is so nice, I basically sacktate...
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