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Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body. Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

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Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region. I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!

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Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals. Johnny is such a monkey spank.

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Basin Bun

Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out. That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.

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Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often. When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.

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Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot. Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.

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Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do. Hi! My name is Robert, but you...

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Frantina

During anal sex, the act by which a girl or woman defecates as the man is thrusting his penis between her cheeks. My Wife:Can we? Me:Yes, we can. My Wife:WHEW! Me:But no Frantinas this time. My Wife:...

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lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region. Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

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Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find...

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Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife. In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler. Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.

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Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations. Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it...

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frost

Cum, Jizz, Wad, Nut, Ejaculate..... "she swallowed my frost like a thirsty marathon runner!!!"

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Giulianistic

Resembling a policy in which the head of the operation is fired without sufficient cause in order to to create the illusion of effective leadership though intolerance of mediocrity It was rather...

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cha cha slide

A dance common in grammar school dances. It involves sliding to the left right,clappping it up, taking it back now ya'll, and cha chaing real smooth. Personally I prefer to grind, or just plain...

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Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool." Kid: "That kid is so cool." Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?" Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool." Kid 2: "Werd." Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."...

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Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder. Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder. Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

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farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus. I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

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fartologist

A person who studies farts. I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

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smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

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